12 Reasons I’m a Democrat…And Stupid (Brilliant Letter EXPOSES Liberal Lunacy)

Alabama resident James Anderson wrote a hilarious tongue in cheek excoriation of the liberal ideology in a letter to an editor a few years ago.

The letter is very comical and although it was obviously written in the spirit of sarcasm, it cuts through all the Democrat’s talking points and lays the issues directly at their feet.

If anyone of the left cared to momentarily put aside their crusade against traditional American values and common logic, they might find they’d have a difficult time refuting the inherent problems pointed out in Mr. Anderson’s correspondence.

This is James Anderson’s letter:

1. I voted Democratic because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I now may marry my Labrador.

2. I voted Democratic because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4 percent on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15 percent isn’t.

3. I voted Democratic because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

4. I voted Democratic because freedom of speech is fine as long as I agree with what is said and nobody else is offended by it.

5. I voted Democratic because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

6. I voted Democratic because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in 10 years if I don’t start driving a Prius.

7. I voted Democratic because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

8. I voted Democratic because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education and Social Security benefits, and we should take away the Social Security from those who paid into it.

9. I voted Democratic because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

10. I voted Democratic because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

11. I voted Democratic because I think that it’s better to pay billions for their oil to people who hate us but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, spotted owl, gopher or fish.

12. I voted Democratic because my head is so firmly misplaced toward the south end of my body, it’s unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of view.

Source: Conservative Tribune

It has became an exercise in futility to attempt to engage Democrats in a substantive discussion on policies and what is in the best interest of the nation.

Pundits in the mainstream media, without fail, resort to the same tired old tactics of accusations and blame Bush. Even in an obvious case of national security and the personal safety of Americans, the liberal lapdog media can be counted on to attack any conservative that dare address an issue that offends their heightened awareness and superior sensibilities.

Such was the case last week when, in an interview with CNN’s Anderson Cooper in the aftermath of the terrorist bombing in Brussels, presidential candidate Ted Cruz called for reinstating the policy put in place by former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg of increasing police presence in Muslim neighborhoods.

CNN interview with Cruz: Ted Cruz on Tuesday called for law enforcement to step up their policing of Muslim neighborhoods in the U.S. in the wake of terrorist attacks in Brussels, comparing it to police boosting their presence in areas with known gang activity.

“If you have a neighborhood where there’s a high level of gang activity, the way to prevent it is you increase the law enforcement presence there and you target the gang members to get them off the streets,” the Texas senator told CNN’s Anderson Cooper. “I’m talking about any area where there is a higher incidence of radical Islamic terrorism.”

Cruz was quickly labeled a racist bigot by all the usual suspects including the Democratic National Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, the Anti Defamation League, and the delusional John Kasich.

The leading contender for the GOP presidential nomination Donald Trump, went on record agreeing with Cruz saying, “It’s a good idea.” Trump is no stranger to the the wrath of the liberal left. He has been under constant fire from the media since announcing his White House bid and more recently has become the target of a coalition of far left radicals.

Both Trump and Cruz’s motivations to protect Americans from the threat of terrorist and the integrity of our nations sovereign borders goes unappreciated by a large percentage of the voting population and the DNC, likely because it could evaporate their voter pool.


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