As we assemble together in groups, known as “families,” to give thanks to the PC “god of plenty,” let us remember all that we have to be thankful for.
Just kidding! Any conservative worth a bowl of beans knows full well what the Thanksgiving holiday is all about and it isn’t thanking the Indians for saving the pilgrims from starvation.
It’s about thanking God for being gracious enough to bring the Indians to the pilgrims and show them how to hunt and grow their own food which the pilgrims happily shared with their Indian neighbors, along with the Gospel message, of course.
LwC gives us the low down on the PC crap we’ve all been unfortunate enough to be forced to endure:
I mean, Thanksgiving dinner will be political enough this year what with you needing to be in the same house with your racist Republican uncle who voted for Trump. Then there’s your progressive aunt with the butch haircut, who voted Hillary because vaginas. Never forget your trigger-warning microagression cousin, who’s home from college just to annoy the living stuffing out of you. You can leave the other stuff at home.
It’s also totes fine for you to throw things at the Prius. You know someone who drives a Prius, don’t lie. It’s okay to chuck a vegan pie at it. There has to be some kind of utility for a vegan pie, after all.
Though while Jimmy Kimmel has some game, this is still the best politically correct Thanksgiving video of all time…
The Thanksgiving pageant ended with a moral we conservatives can all agree with:
“You see, when we all come together and compromise and spend all our time trying to please everyone, we end up with a lumpy mound of brown goo.”
I remember, as a student in elementary school, how Thanksgiving was a time of joy and celebration but the modern PC crowd has attacked it using lies and a false historical narrative to alter the culture by convincing Americans that the original founders were evil, immoral, slave owning racists who killed the Indians and took their lands.
We have to understand that political correctness is based upon Socialist propaganda that seeks to undermine our heritage, our patriotism, our national pride and our morals because a country that is strong in these areas cannot be overthrown or defeated which is what the New World Order elites want to do.
Source: Louder with Crowder