While browsing the web, I came across this story on The Political Insider and had to share it!
A farmer decides his injuries sustained in an auto accident are serious enough to warrant taking the trucking company responsible to court.
In the courtroom the trucking company’s fancy lawyer questions the farmer, “Didn’t you say at the scene of the accident that you were fine” asked the lawyer.
The farmer responded, “Well, I’ll tell you what happened. I had just loaded up my favorite mule Bessie… The lawyer interrupts, “Did you say at the scene you were fine or not”? After much back and forth between the attorney and the farmer, the judge finally instructs the lawyer to let the man explain in his own words.
The farmer thanks the judge and then went on to tell his story, “Well I had loaded up my favorite mule Bessie in a trailer and was driving down the highway when a big old semi truck ran a stop sign and smashed into the side of my pickup.
I was thrown into the ditch on one side of the road and Bessie landed in the ditch on the other side. I could hear her groaning but was unable to get up and help her.
A little while later a highway patrolman arrived. He heard Bessie groaning and went to check on her, then took out his pistol and shot her between the eyes.
The patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand, looked at me and asked, “How do you feel?”
Now what the hell would you say?
Credit: The Political Insider