President Obama is officially a short-timer who doesn’t have very long to go until he’s ushered out of the White House with all the fanfare of an unemployed brother-in-law who’s overstayed his welcome in the family basement.
Even worse, all the no-names who were on his staff aren’t able to ride Hillary’s coattails back into their previously held administrative positions.
So, to coddle and protect, President Obama has given his staff members a period of mourning to run to safe spaces, work out their grief and dry their tears before they regroup and tear into president-elect Trump with fangs and claws!
The Hill reported:
In a conference call with Democratic National Committee (DNC) members, the president heaped praise on Clinton and her historic candidacy and said it’s understandable to mourn an unexpected loss to Donald Trump.
Obama added that Democrats must then dust themselves off to work on rebuilding their fractured party.
“We did not get the results we wanted, but we took a step in shattering a barrier that’s still there,” Obama said. “That doesn’t mean we don’t hurt or was an unexpected loss.”
“I was telling my team you’re allowed to mope for week and a half, maybe two weeks if you really need it,” he continued. “But after that, we gotta brush ourselves off and get back to work.”
Get back to work doing what? Planning their escape route? Oh, I know, shredding classified documents and deleting emails.